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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Abigail Van Buren

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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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