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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.

Abigail Van Buren

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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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