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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

Abigail Van Buren

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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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How should they answer?
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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