Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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