Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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