Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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