A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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