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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.

Roald Dahl

Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Mind Tragedy Twist Writer Writing
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Believe Finding Inspirational Magic Morning Positive
I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Inspirational Life Original Realize Routune Salary Simplicity Thinking
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Comparison Freedom Imagination Life Pure True
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Accomplishment Book Children Help Important Reading Success
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Attribution Brave Courage Generosity Human Kindness Thinking
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Dreamer Dreams Inspirational Reality
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Funny Humour
You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Book Children Humour Writing

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