Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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