We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
DICK GREGORYWhen I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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