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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.

Joseph Heller

Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
JOSEPH HELLER

Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLER

Drive Live Packet
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
JOSEPH HELLER

Freedom People Question Want
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
JOSEPH HELLER

Attempt Die Forever Live Man
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
JOSEPH HELLER

Freedom Live Strong
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner

Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.

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