Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLERInsanity is contagious.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
JOSEPH HELLERThey agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLERInsanity is contagious.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLERThe laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
JOSEPH HELLERIn the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
JOSEPH HELLERSomething did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
JOSEPH HELLERHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLERFrankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLERNever quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
JOSEPH HELLERI think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERRise above principal and do what’s right.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
JOSEPH HELLERDeath to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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