He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERInsanity is contagious.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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