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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.

Joseph Heller

When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
JOSEPH HELLER

Disagree Objective Urge
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
JOSEPH HELLER

Dreams Night
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
JOSEPH HELLER

Freedom People Question Want
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Die Old
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Miracle Time
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
JOSEPH HELLER

Depression Insane Man Society
Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLER

Contagious Insane One Liner
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
JOSEPH HELLER

Book Conflict Deal Fashion Opinion Rude Subject
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
JOSEPH HELLER

Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Imagination Mercy Process Understand
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Boy Grow Up Little
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLER

Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
JOSEPH HELLER

Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLER

Lack Self Made Success

It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.

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