There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORYHome was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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