If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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