Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSAfter I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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