So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPAEverybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPAI enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPAA mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA