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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People

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