“I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.”

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.

The excuse of having a dog is great, because before I had a dog, I wouldn’t be like, ‘I need to go hike for two hours’; my girlfriend would have been like, ‘What are you doing?’ Now I take the dog, and she comes with me.

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced ‘mirage’.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.

Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.