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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Yogi Berra

You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Celebrity Fame
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Gold Gowth
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Arms Giving
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Baseball
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Baseball Mental Physical
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
Little things are big.
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Big Minimalism One Liner
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad

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