black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Related Topics

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA

Especially Future Prediction Tough
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
YOGI BERRA

Business Goals Motivational Regret
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA

Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA

Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
YOGI BERRA

Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRA

Perfection Philosophy World

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes

Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library 'imagick.so' (tried: /usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so (/usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory), /usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so.so (/usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory)) in Unknown on line 0