You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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