Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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