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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.

Billy Connolly

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. … That can keep me awake for days.
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Funny Humor Morning Snowplough
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Britain Europe Thinking
I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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Art Doodle People Speak Two
When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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Accident Alright Funny Humor Thanks
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Department Parent Pet Zoos
There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
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Adventure Being Happy Running
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
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Algebra Funny Humor Likely never
Don’t vote, it only encourages them.
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Election Political Vote
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Country Reserves Successful
When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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Air School
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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International Language Music Sorry Swear
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Fire Forests Tree
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Gently Looks Sideway Tread
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.
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Afterward Comedy Looks Nuclear
Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Book never People Trust

I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.

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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.

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