Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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