How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
BILL HICKSGood comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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