What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
BO BURNHAMThe average person has one Fallopian tube.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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