I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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