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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

Bob Saget

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Baby Feet Pedicures
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGET

Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGET

Fake Politics Sincerity
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGET

Littles People Smoking
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Aristocracy Guy Kids
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGET

Fleas Hurt Spider
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGET

Interesting People Way
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGET

Biker Club Kids School

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