It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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