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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide

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