Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONI’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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