The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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