I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
BILL HICKSI’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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