A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
BILL WATTERSONI hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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