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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Bill Watterson

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste

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