Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONThey say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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