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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe

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