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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.

Bobby Heenan

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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