He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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