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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

Bob Saget

The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
BOB SAGET

Children Secret Way
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Breakfast Causes Mom
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Enjoy Masturbation Public
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGET

Make People Think Thinking
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Morning Thinking
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGET

Interesting People Way

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