You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANI’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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