Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENANI’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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