[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANBy the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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