There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENANI heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENANThis guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANHave you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENANDusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANYou know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANI asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENANYou don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENANAnd for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENANWhen’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANKoko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN