I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANBy the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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