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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.

Bob Saget

A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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House Waiting Yesterday
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Comedy Interesting Thinking
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Fart Father Stuck
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Four Letters Matter
I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Censor Sick World
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Doe Doors Nuts
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Girl Met Reasonable Told

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.

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