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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe

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