I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
BILLY CRYSTALFrom the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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