Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
BILL HICKSKeith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
BILL HICKSI saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
BILL HICKSBut where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
BILL HICKSRock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
BILL HICKSI go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
BILL HICKSMusic is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
BILL HICKSIt’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
BILL HICKSWe’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
BILL HICKSThe best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
BILL HICKSListen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
BILL HICKSI’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
BILL HICKSGood comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
BILL HICKSA Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
BILL HICKSI’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
BILL HICKSPeople say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
BILL HICKSThe definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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