Bob Monkhouse on clubs
Bob Monkhouse7 quotes“I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.”
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I saw a specialist who asked me ‘Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?’. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse With my wife it was sex, sex, sex…Yes, three times in 35 years.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
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The Infinite Universal Power is more than just a narrow-minded gatekeeper to a spiritual County Club.
Benjamin HoffBenjamin Hoff I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson
Bobby GouldBobby Gould A lot of Donna Summer and things that maybe weren’t trendy anymore or weren’t hip in gay clubs but you’d hear them at Taboo.
Boy GeorgeBoy George I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
Bo BurnhamBo Burnham Nobody ever swung a club too slowly.
Bobby JonesBobby Jones I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it’s that same fear.
Bill BurrBill Burr Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
Bill BaileyBill Bailey I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
Bill HicksBill Hicks