Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse7 quotes“I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!”
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I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I saw a specialist who asked me ‘Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?’. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse With my wife it was sex, sex, sex…Yes, three times in 35 years.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative.
Bob MonkhouseBob Monkhouse Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
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Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson They say what is lost can always be found in the last place you look but I wouldn’t be so sure that you’ll ever see this version of me again.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I want to see our demons complement each other for the rest of our lives.
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