They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
BOB MONKHOUSE
BOB MONKHOUSE
Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse7 quotes“They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.”
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