• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 

1. black
2. grey
3. blue
4. red
5. brown
6. white

If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.

Billy Connolly

Related Topics

HammersMore

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Prevoius| Next

More Billy Connolly Quotes

• 

  I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  FoundPeopleScared
• 

  I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  ChildlikeGrowingMeanThinking
• 

  When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  AccidentAlrightFunnyHumorThanks
• 

  I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  BelieveBookCareFilmMovie
• 

  I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  ConsciouslyHomeIntentionNumbersPeople
• 

  I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  BroughtCatholicGuiltLevel
• 

  Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  BitFunJobsLaughOccupation
• 

  I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  CountryDaysReinventsTwo
• 

  I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  ActingConsumingDrawingStuff
• 

  If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  FunnyHumorJesus
• 

  I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  AngelAtheistBelieveGodPeople
• 

  Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it’s easy – you simply look under the kilt, and if it’s a quarter-pounder, you know it’s a McDonald’s.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  CountryKiltsLooksMcdonaldsQuater
• 

  I’ve been a poser for f–ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  ArsesLaughingPoseSayYears
• 

  Don’t vote, it only encourages them.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  ElectionPoliticalVote
• 

  I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That’s what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  BreakingGirlHeartThinkingWorse
• 

  I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.

  BILLY CONNOLLY
  BecomingEngineerJoinedKnowingQueues