Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSONMOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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