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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

Bill Hicks

…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Belief Funny God Humor Rush
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western
People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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Bemusement Country People Running
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Believe Bible Dad God People
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Balls Light Seven
At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Block Eternal Kids Least Out Rocking
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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Bullshit Comedy Thinking
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

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